So what if I see the sunshine in the pouring rain?

June 21st, 2012

Why My Mom Is Not An IT Consultant

Me: Look, they have free wifi!
Mom: Oh do you want one?
Me: One what?
Mom: A wifi.
Me: What?
Mom: A wifi! Aren't wifis like an iPoned?
Me: Are you talking about an iPhone or an iPod?
Mom: Yes.
I can genuinely imaging having this conversation with my mother.

June 20th, 2012

I’m so glad I’m married, especially based on the date at the table next to us. So far, she’s said she had to see all the Twilight movies to see if they were as good as the books, you can never have too much Hello Kitty, and adult men who are into Star Wars are children. How do the last two work together? As she told her date, “Yours is nerdy, mine is cute. “

Morgan says she’s about to strangle the girl.

Man I would too!

May 21st, 2012